The spaceship landed. The Martian got out. Along came a bird. "Hello," said the Martian. "Tweet tweet," said the bird.
Piddles is a cat with a problem. At first he'stole lost golf balls, but now he is taking them off the fairway while they are still in play, right from under the golfer's nose. Actually, she once had another problem but is cured of that one. Piddles family decide to take her to an animal psychologist, who just happens to be a lover of golf.